Noke Bio: Jay the Enforcer
This is Jay. We call him the Enforcer.
Those two beauties to his left (your right? his left? Right? Right.) are his beautiful little ball of fire wife Whitney and his equally beautiful, sweet daughter Sydney. Word has it Sydney attends Roanoke College when she's not squatting in his home. His son, Eric, stayed in Richmond after graduating from VCU. So, he and Whitney have done well with the parenting gig.
Jay tinkered with triathlons for a while, but he's a pansy when it comes to cold water. So, he's now a normal runner like the rest of us. He's run every race distance up to and including marathons, so of course he had to find a new challenge. Enter Ragnar. Because what says challenge better than being locked in a van with five other gross sweaty, over cheery runners for two days? He claims Brian as a best friend, but we'll see how well that friendship holds up to Zahner the Dictator and 4am crazy happy Ercilia.
Fun fact about Jay: Less than four years ago, he was 60 pounds heavier and running was the farthest thing from his mind. I'm telling you, this team is loaded with inspirational stories. Just the kind of inspiration that fits with our focus charity Girls on the Run.
Oh, and the Enforcer? Well, he may be a little OCD, a little competitive. He's also really freakin organized. (He doesn't know it yet, but I've scheduled our next team meeting for my house in hopes that he will be overwhelmed by the messiness and might be compelled to organize stuff.)
But despite his smartass tendencies, he's a truly nice guy that's never met a stranger. And he may be the only one that can keep Van Two under control when they get a little too chipper too early.
Those two beauties to his left (your right? his left? Right? Right.) are his beautiful little ball of fire wife Whitney and his equally beautiful, sweet daughter Sydney. Word has it Sydney attends Roanoke College when she's not squatting in his home. His son, Eric, stayed in Richmond after graduating from VCU. So, he and Whitney have done well with the parenting gig.
Jay tinkered with triathlons for a while, but he's a pansy when it comes to cold water. So, he's now a normal runner like the rest of us. He's run every race distance up to and including marathons, so of course he had to find a new challenge. Enter Ragnar. Because what says challenge better than being locked in a van with five other gross sweaty, over cheery runners for two days? He claims Brian as a best friend, but we'll see how well that friendship holds up to Zahner the Dictator and 4am crazy happy Ercilia.
Fun fact about Jay: Less than four years ago, he was 60 pounds heavier and running was the farthest thing from his mind. I'm telling you, this team is loaded with inspirational stories. Just the kind of inspiration that fits with our focus charity Girls on the Run.
Oh, and the Enforcer? Well, he may be a little OCD, a little competitive. He's also really freakin organized. (He doesn't know it yet, but I've scheduled our next team meeting for my house in hopes that he will be overwhelmed by the messiness and might be compelled to organize stuff.)
But despite his smartass tendencies, he's a truly nice guy that's never met a stranger. And he may be the only one that can keep Van Two under control when they get a little too chipper too early.
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